WHAT THE hell?

WHO? & WHY?

Howdy,

I’m Dustin. I started this blog because not everyone that likes to craft is a Stepford Wife. I love creating, just not “Live, Laugh, Love” signs or pot holders that read, “Whisk Me Away”.

I mean, barf. my. ass…

I began this journey because often times people ask me to help them recreate something I made. Eventually I realized it was a lot easier to just write out a tutorial than block out a time of day to show them. And by “show them” I mean they invite me over and I end up making it for them anyway…

I enjoy concerts, movies, fitness, road trips, camping, that rare hysterical laughter where you can barely breath but you keep adding to the funny with indecipherable murmurs that only your friend can fully understand as you both gasp for air while tears trickle down your cheeks and you try desperately to make it stop while simultaneously never wanting it to end. And cereal.

WHAT TO EXPECT

This site is filled with weird, unique, often inappropriate gifts you can make for your friends and family.

As I am a friend of Dorothy, a lot of the novelty items are often focused on a more gay-centric aesthetic. My hope is that most of my projects can easily be adapted to fit whatever niche crafter your are.

White Trash? Slutty Sorority girl? Stereotypical Bro-Man-Chacho-Quarterback-Captain-Dude-Bruh but you need an artistic outlet? Great!! Just change a couple words and presto: a funny gift that suit your needs!

HELPFUL TOOLS

Many of my projects use reaccuring elements to create each product. Things you may find handy:

These items, though not an exhaustive list, should get you through many, if not most of the tutorials.